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Santa's Beard

Santa's Beard

🎄 A Hyper-Real "Santa Bod" Print

🤣 Wins Every Ugly Sweater Contest

🧶 Soft Premium Knit, Zero Itch

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  • ★★★★★

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    Bought one for boyfriend and it's now his official Christmas Day outfit. People keep asking where I got it lol

    Megan T.

  • ★★★★★

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    My husband put this on and walked around flexing all night. The Christmas lights across the chest are pure gold

    Sandra K.

  • ★★★★★

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    The print is so clear and the chest hair looks properly real. Soft material too, not itchy at all.

    Amanda H.

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FAQ

What sizes do you have?

S through 3XL, true to size with a relaxed fit. It's a real knitted sweater, so it hangs comfortably. If you're between sizes, size up for maximum Santa energy.

Is it a good gift?

Despite the brand name. t's the gift that gets unwrapped, held up, and photographed within ten seconds. If you show this to your husband, he WILL ask for it. You've been warned.

How do I wash it?

Yes. Machine wash cold, inside out, hang dry. The print is part of the fabric, it stays sharp.

What if it's not what I expected?

30-day guarantee. If it doesn't get a laugh in the first room you wear it into, send it back for a full refund. We're not worried.

Is it good quality or a cheap costume?

It's a proper knitted sweater, not a printed t-shirt or a costume-shop pullover. Soft mid-weight knit you can wear all day, with the design printed directly into the fabric so it doesn't crack or peel.